larimarch:

ayhan-oral

Manservants are much more versatile - and much more tactful in their silence - than one would initially assume.

(via sjmaloney)

asianslovewhites:

Evelyn Lin


Every girl in the class had a crush on the American who was teaching us English. Even still, I kept quiet about our arrangement.

asianslovewhites:

Evelyn Lin

Every girl in the class had a crush on the American who was teaching us English. Even still, I kept quiet about our arrangement.

(via sjmaloney)

After showing her what happens to girls who sneak around abandoned houses, she was back almost every day.

After showing her what happens to girls who sneak around abandoned houses, she was back almost every day.

(via moan-my-name-louder)

21stcenturyslut:

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"How do you expect to convince the union workers, Ms. Carlton?"Instead of answering my question into the mic that I held out for her, she just turned and smiled at me, then kept walking, with a little flip of her dress to reveal her pantieless ass. Jeez, I hope this’ll still be fit for wide release!

21stcenturyslut:

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"How do you expect to convince the union workers, Ms. Carlton?"

Instead of answering my question into the mic that I held out for her, she just turned and smiled at me, then kept walking, with a little flip of her dress to reveal her pantieless ass. Jeez, I hope this’ll still be fit for wide release!

21stcenturyslut:

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Once my friend and I get drunk enough, we head to the pub on 8th and 19th. There the bartender punishes rowdy drunk girls in the alleyway behind the bar.

21stcenturyslut:

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Once my friend and I get drunk enough, we head to the pub on 8th and 19th. There the bartender punishes rowdy drunk girls in the alleyway behind the bar.

"We can’t wait to see you at this conference next year," said the only one with nothing in her mouth. "And the next year, and the next, and the next…"

"We can’t wait to see you at this conference next year," said the only one with nothing in her mouth. "And the next year, and the next, and the next…"

gatocachondomex:

Rose Jaye siempre hermosa….

Look, we were playing fucking chess for a dumb summer job that I only wanted because my parents insisted that I work. And the job wasn’t going to be playing chess - it also wasn’t going to be what the job listing was for. So I took the opportunity of this weird interview to show the interviewer just what job I really was applying for.

(via bigbootyisland)

"You feeling better?" He nodded at her. "Good. I’ll make us some food - "
"Wait, aren’t you going to clean up?"
"Why would I do that?"

"You feeling better?" He nodded at her. "Good. I’ll make us some food - "

"Wait, aren’t you going to clean up?"

"Why would I do that?"

(via cumsplatteredchicks)

Sure, there might be some girls who never experimented with other girls. At my high school though, that was definitely a minority.

Sure, there might be some girls who never experimented with other girls. At my high school though, that was definitely a minority.

(via locop)

Sure, you could go to a party, get wasted, act like an idiot, find a boy, and hope that he knew what he was doing down there - or, you could just head to the woods after school on Fridays, where an orgasm was guaranteed to every girl who could find the tree where Hayley was.

Sure, you could go to a party, get wasted, act like an idiot, find a boy, and hope that he knew what he was doing down there - or, you could just head to the woods after school on Fridays, where an orgasm was guaranteed to every girl who could find the tree where Hayley was.

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