the-porn-stories

I didn’t get the term “more cushion for the pushing” until I met my friend’s aunt. Nobody would ever guess that I was sneaking into her room every night!

(via chubbychaserforever)

“Ah, shit, I think some honey got on me. Think you could clean it off?”

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Due to cutbacks, our boss had to interview all of us to figure out who she could fire. I hope that I did okay in my interview.

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“Weird…generally by now whatever student I brought to this room has already made a move. You’re a good kid, but did you really think that I wanted to help you on the homework at a motel?”

(via bigbootyisland)

I make the guys at school do stuff for me before I open up for them - homework, carrying my things, that stuff. But the guys at Daddy’s office can have anything they want for free.

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Waiting for my future son-in-law to come up the stairs and find me. God, I hope he’ll keep an open mind - and I hope he won’t tell my daughter.

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A lot of my friends find hair disgusting. They all say that they’d make any chick shave before they hit it. I guess they’ve never been confronted by the real thing before, and I guess that my best friend never broached the subject with his sister.

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With her cheating husband and son away on a trip, we didn’t have to stick to awkward meetings in the bathroom at work. A good six months after we started this thing, we finally got to see each other completely naked.

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“But Jane, I just don’t get why you like girls over boys, even though you’re bisexual.”

“Well, girls just sort of understand girls’ bodies better, you know?”

“How do you mean?”

“Well…it’s easiest for me to show you.”

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This is maybe the tamest photo I have of my time managing the high school basketball team.