As the manager of the office, I really should be enforcing our company-wide dress codes. But somehow, I can’t bring myself to do it.

As the manager of the office, I really should be enforcing our company-wide dress codes. But somehow, I can’t bring myself to do it.

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Dad’s colleague barely asked. He pretty much walked into the shower with me the morning after he stopped in, and that was that. Though I guess he kinda knew, considering that my feet were on his crotch all throughout dinner.

Dad’s colleague barely asked. He pretty much walked into the shower with me the morning after he stopped in, and that was that. Though I guess he kinda knew, considering that my feet were on his crotch all throughout dinner.

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We’d met at the complimentary dinner for all the guests of the hotel, and there we’d talked a lot about all kinda of things. But after we got into his room, the only thing he said to me was “hush - the walls are really thin.”

We’d met at the complimentary dinner for all the guests of the hotel, and there we’d talked a lot about all kinda of things. But after we got into his room, the only thing he said to me was “hush - the walls are really thin.”

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"Mm…fuck, my husband really does train you boys so - very - well - so much…stamina - and - muscle!"

"Mm…fuck, my husband really does train you boys so - very - well - so much…stamina - and - muscle!"

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After hearing about “gay for pay” performers at make strip clubs, I realized that there were a lot of opportunities out there in clubs I’d never considered going to. And I think you know just what I mean by “opportunities”.

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After hearing about “gay for pay” performers at make strip clubs, I realized that there were a lot of opportunities out there in clubs I’d never considered going to. And I think you know just what I mean by “opportunities”.

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It’s nice when my work as a personal trainer is really appreciated.

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It’s nice when my work as a personal trainer is really appreciated.

The girls in the locker room at school had been talking about how often they, um…and they all seemed really shocked that I’d never even tried it. Now, after a few hours alone in my room, I’m pretty shocked, too.

The girls in the locker room at school had been talking about how often they, um…and they all seemed really shocked that I’d never even tried it. Now, after a few hours alone in my room, I’m pretty shocked, too.

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As with all political meetings, I had to carefully weigh how I’d present myself this time. For a young woman, it’s a balancing act between power and influence…and for this meeting, I chose to go the influential route, with some extra condoms in my purse in case of any unforeseen outcomes.

As with all political meetings, I had to carefully weigh how I’d present myself this time. For a young woman, it’s a balancing act between power and influence…and for this meeting, I chose to go the influential route, with some extra condoms in my purse in case of any unforeseen outcomes.

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"Now, now, sweetie - maybe we can work out something that will stop me from telling your parents. After all - " he said, unzipping his pants " - it’s understandable that a young girl like yourself would be curious about things like you might find on those DVDs you took from my desk. So maybe you’d like to find out more from…primary sources."

"Now, now, sweetie - maybe we can work out something that will stop me from telling your parents. After all - " he said, unzipping his pants " - it’s understandable that a young girl like yourself would be curious about things like you might find on those DVDs you took from my desk. So maybe you’d like to find out more from…primary sources."

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My daughter regularly invites her friend to stay over when she’s home on breaks from college. I have mixed feelings about having her over. Obviously I want to be hospitable and it makes my little girl so happy…but what would she think if she caught us?

My daughter regularly invites her friend to stay over when she’s home on breaks from college. I have mixed feelings about having her over. Obviously I want to be hospitable and it makes my little girl so happy…but what would she think if she caught us?

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