My husband, the old fart, had passed away, leaving me to deal with the executor of his will. It was blasphemous, yes, and more than somewhat offensive, but he’d been unable to get it up for years, and I hadn’t been really fucked in more than that amount of time. So when I saw the built young lawyer he’d hired, I found it hard to resist.

My husband, the old fart, had passed away, leaving me to deal with the executor of his will. It was blasphemous, yes, and more than somewhat offensive, but he’d been unable to get it up for years, and I hadn’t been really fucked in more than that amount of time. So when I saw the built young lawyer he’d hired, I found it hard to resist.

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I don’t really get how it all happened - it’s kind of a blur honestly. One minute I’m the dorky older brother of my popular little sister who she always wants to hide away. Suddenly I’m considered “popular” and all her friends are doing everything they can to get in my good graces - and by everything, I mean everything!

I don’t really get how it all happened - it’s kind of a blur honestly. One minute I’m the dorky older brother of my popular little sister who she always wants to hide away. Suddenly I’m considered “popular” and all her friends are doing everything they can to get in my good graces - and by everything, I mean everything!

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I was surprised at how limber Ms. Erikson was. She told me afterwards that it’s all the yoga classes that she takes with my mom that loosen up he rmuscles. I told her that whatever it was, she needed to keep it up!

I was surprised at how limber Ms. Erikson was. She told me afterwards that it’s all the yoga classes that she takes with my mom that loosen up he rmuscles. I told her that whatever it was, she needed to keep it up!

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Wow, the summer intern’s really giving this her all, even though it’s an unpaid position. I hope she stays on with a salary, she’s really earned it.

Wow, the summer intern’s really giving this her all, even though it’s an unpaid position. I hope she stays on with a salary, she’s really earned it.

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I’d just needed a little vacation to get away from my hectic job. A mental health trip, if you will. So I got tickets out to a resort and I spent the week there, ringing for a handyman every day in the honeymoon suite to keep me company.

I’d just needed a little vacation to get away from my hectic job. A mental health trip, if you will. So I got tickets out to a resort and I spent the week there, ringing for a handyman every day in the honeymoon suite to keep me company.

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I was mesmerized by Stacey’s older brother’s junk as he used Melissa’s face. Stacey had gone to sleep early at her own sleepover, leaving the rest of us alone with her big brother. My panties got wetter as I realized that after Melissa, my mouth would be the next one around that cock.

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I was mesmerized by Stacey’s older brother’s junk as he used Melissa’s face. Stacey had gone to sleep early at her own sleepover, leaving the rest of us alone with her big brother. My panties got wetter as I realized that after Melissa, my mouth would be the next one around that cock.

It’s crazy that Mr. Stiles is letting me use his pool for the whole summer with no charge! Well, okay, there’s a small fee. Luckily, it’s not money, and I actually enjoy paying him.

It’s crazy that Mr. Stiles is letting me use his pool for the whole summer with no charge! Well, okay, there’s a small fee. Luckily, it’s not money, and I actually enjoy paying him.

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After the debutante ball that my mom made me go to, I just had to unwind. So I did what I always do - I pretended to go to my room to change, but instead I climbed out the window and across the roof to my neighbor’s window, where he helped me in, and then helped me to relax in that special way.

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After the debutante ball that my mom made me go to, I just had to unwind. So I did what I always do - I pretended to go to my room to change, but instead I climbed out the window and across the roof to my neighbor’s window, where he helped me in, and then helped me to relax in that special way.






She was one of the quiet nerdy girls at school, but we’d become friends through bio class. After you get to know her, she’s a really worthwhile person to know.

She was one of the quiet nerdy girls at school, but we’d become friends through bio class. After you get to know her, she’s a really worthwhile person to know.

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When I walked into my new job and saw this on the first day, I knew I’d found my calling.

When I walked into my new job and saw this on the first day, I knew I’d found my calling.

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